It happens to the best of us. You’re in the shower, minding your own cleanliness, when that eureka moment hits, only to vanish moments later when you reach for your towel.
That’s the fate that befell Coby’s most recent shower thought. “It might have been for an invention, or a blog he was going to start,” says Macy Randolf, a source familiar with the situation. “Whatever it was, it was probably going to change the world. And then – poof. It was gone.”
Multiple reports from the scene claim Coby has been thinking about it all day long. “He’s re-tracing is steps, hoping to trigger the memory” says Arnold Koerber, Coby’s roommate and longtime friend. “He even took a second shower an hour later to try and get it back. No luck.”
Whatever it was, we’re confident in saying that the world is at a loss for never knowing it. The Fluffington Post will update this story as it develops.
The ‘Andy’s Coming!’ thing about Toy Story characters at Disney parks has gone viral. This is a very bad thing because it IS NOT TRUE. They will NOT collapse/freeze whatever if someone says Andy is coming.
This is becoming a real problem at the parks because now someone yells ‘Andy’s coming’ around the TS characters an average of every 8-10 minutes, nonstop all day. They will not do what that stupid viral post states they will! Why? Not only can it damage the multi-thousand dollar costumes but it’s also unsafe for the performer and the guests around them. They likely wouldn’t even even be able to get back up due to the weight and limits of the costumes. The castmembers can be fired if they actually do this.
At Disneyland today a guest assaulted Buzz when he did not collapse/freeze when that damnable phrase was yelled yet again. I was informed of this by a friend in the character department. The department is sick of it and it’s quite possible that the TS characters may taken out of commission until the fad passes.
Please repost the ever-lasting shit out of this post so the stupidity can stop.
